See Clearly. Dive Deeper.
Mermaid Snot is a pro‑grade, eco‑minded anti‑fog formula for SCUBA masks. Built for cold, murky, high‑action dives — inspired by the gritty, animated world you love.
Why Mermaid Snot
Engineered for zero‑fog confidence
Hours of clarity
Hydrophilic layer resists condensation through temperature swings and heavy breathing cycles.
Reef‑friendly formula
Designed with divers and marine life in mind — gentle on lenses, tough on fog.
Crystal clean finish
Non‑smearing, no hazy residue. Just sharp, cinematic underwater views.
60‑second setup
Rub • Rinse • Dive
01
Apply a pea‑size
Spread thin on the inside of a clean, dry lens.
02
Buff lightly
Let sit 30s. Buff off excess with a soft cloth.
03
Quick rinse
Rinse once before the dive. Clarity kicks in immediately.
Compatible with tempered glass & most snorkel masks
Made for SCUBA • Freedive • Snorkel
Ready to dive
Single bottles now on Amazon
We handle single‑unit orders via Amazon for speed and reliability. Wholesale & merch below.
Merch
Gritty, animated, sea‑punk threads
Mermaid Snot Tee – Unisex Cotton/Poly Blend Shirt
$24.00
Rash Guards
Price range: $26.00 through $28.00
Neoprene Mask Strap Covers – Soft & Durable Fit
$12.00
Sticker Sets
$5.00
Wholesale
Stock Mermaid Snot in your shop
Looking to place bulk orders for your dive center or retail store? Submit your details and we’ll revert with tiered pricing and lead times.
Wholesale perks
- MOQs built for indie dive shops
- Tiered discounts by volume
- Co‑op marketing assets (photos, videos)
- Fast fulfillment from regional hubs
Brand kit
Need logo variations? Current options include White and Purple. Industrial brown available on request to match darker layouts.
Field tested
Divers are raving
“Two kelp forest dives, zero fog. Finally something that just works.”
— Jess, Monterey
“Cold‑water wreck, 42 minutes. Vision stayed razor sharp.”
— Andre, Great Lakes
“Swapped from spit to Snot. Never going back.”
— Maya, Oahu